I admit that what I'm about to say might be influenced by my hell week of pain and nausea in my apartment with no energy or desire to do anything constructive, but Wendy Williams is fantastic. I think we'd get along. Once she knew me, I think we'd have some great laughs. One segment on her show did inspire me to send an email to my friend Richie Lawson with this subject line, though: "Wendy Williams Gossip Guy Not Cutting the Mustard"