"The bloke who’s whistling, he’s the least annoyed person in the room. Same as holding a drill. The only person that noise doesn’t annoy is the bloke who’s drilling. Everyone else wants to punch his face in. Same with whistling. There’s no point in whistling. The only point to whistling is in a bloke’s changing room, when everyone’s whistling, going, “I’m not looking at your cock…if I’m whistling, I can’t be looking at your cock.” Calling a dog, maybe."

- Ricky Gervais, on whistling